Dear rain cloud,
I am writing this letter of complaint this evening, to share my personal feelings with you in a hope that you might listen, understand and take note.
Now. No disrespect to any of you watery rain clouds, but I didn’t exactly think you would be hanging around Wales for 364 days a year. There’s only so many umbrella’s that a girl can buy and after I’ve thrown out the 20th broken one, it starts getting a little bit wild.
The annoying thing is, you always appear at the worst possible times!
* When I am walking to work
* When I’m busy shopping
* When I’ve just washed, dried & styled my hair
I know that you must love Wales, because you’re always here, but there are countries all over the world just as beautiful that would love to see you hanging around their towns and villages too.
I’m actually sure of it. I mean come on, everyone likes a vacation yeah? Go wild!
Feel free to take your friends windy, thunder & lightening along with you for the trip too. You’ll all have a guaranteed fantastic time seeing different places for a change.
You see, as well as you, there’s also a great big yellow ball of warmth & light that lives in the sky but, us unlucky lot hardly see him because you and your mates are hanging around too much. So, take my advice, move around a bit, take a trip, go sightseeing, see the world. I’m sure you will enjoy. I’m not banning you or saying that you can never return to Wales but, it would be nice for us to have some sun-bathing time to catch a tan instead of paying hundreds of pounds to travel to see the sun in a different country.
I hope you have taken note of this letter and please, do your best to try and resolve this matter.
Yours Sincerely,
The welsh, rain-soaked girl.
